I should have stayed in bed…

 

 

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There are times when I know the universe is dead set against me.

It’s a sunny day until I step outside. There’s a sudden downpour.

When a dog leaves a parcel that’s not picked up by its owner

I will be the one to slip on it

If someone walks toward me, I sidestep, they do the same.

It’s like crashing into a mirror with a strange face looking at you

If a carrier bag load of shopping has a dodgy handle, its mine

So, it’s scrambled eggs tonight

I wish the universe had told me to stay in bed…

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