There are times when I know the universe is dead set against me.
It’s a sunny day until I step outside. There’s a sudden downpour.
When a dog leaves a parcel that’s not picked up by its owner
I will be the one to slip on it
If someone walks toward me, I sidestep, they do the same.
It’s like crashing into a mirror with a strange face looking at you
If a carrier bag load of shopping has a dodgy handle, its mine
So, it’s scrambled eggs tonight
I wish the universe had told me to stay in bed…