I’m Late, I’m Late … Again

Cage Dunn: Writer, Author, Teller-of-tall-tales

Let me tell you why it’s taken so long to get back to you … it has to do with spiders, so if that bothers you, look away, look away now.


Good. Let me tell you what it takes to keep spiders in your house.

What? You don’t? Why not? They do a good job, keep the critters under control, save the warm-blooded critters from mozzies, and the more-important books from silverfish and moths, and they tend not to have bad effects on noses, eyes, ears, so no poisons – and they don’t cost much to keep, either.

This house has a few spiders. Most of them live in the high corners. Usually the big females have the prime spots under the vents or near the slight cracks around doors and windows (see, they know where to be to get those nasties!). And they need company occasionally to, well…

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