The LAST New Year’s Resolutions You’ll Ever Need. You’re welcome… #humor

Barb Taub

[Most of this is my annual Resolutions repost…BUT read on for why I’ll never have to do this again!]

A new year is about to start and that can only mean one thing. (Or two things if you include trying to figure out WTF “Auld Lang Syne” means…) All over the world, people are about to go to a lot of time and trouble to come up with New Year’s resolutions and then they will actually try to keep those resolutions. This is so wrong in so many ways:

  1. You have to list the things you don’t like about yourself and your life.
    Even though it makes you and everyone around you miserable, you have to attempt to achieve your resolutions.
  2. Eventually (often helped along by marital references to divorce attorneys, speculation about life insurance purchases, and the suspicious appearance of a long, narrow, deep new flower bed) you admit…

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