Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Age old questions and that Genie pops up again!

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Hope you enjoy this small selection that seem to be mainly based on questions…..

Questions and answers

A fellow was cleaning out his attic one morning when he came across an old brass lamp. He gave it a rub and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

‘I am the genie of the lamp,’ said the apparition. ‘For releasing me, I will answer any three questions you care to ask.’

‘Who? Me?’ said the young man.

‘Yes, You,’ replied the genie. ‘Now, what’s your third question?’

Another good question.

‘And does anyone know where God lives?’ asked the Sunday school teacher.

‘In our bathroom,’ said a little boy in the front row.

‘What on earth makes you say that?’ asked the teacher.

‘Well,’ replied the lad, ‘every morning my dad thumps on the door and shouts, ‘God, are you still in there!’

Never look a gift helicopter in…

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