Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Don’t underestimate old lady drivers and Blonde moments.

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I have been browsing through my joke directory and being elderly and blonde and thought I would reshare.. I would add that there will be plenty of other jokes aimed at redheads, elderly men and other maligned minorities in due course….

An elderly lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding.
Oh, I see.

Officer : Can I see your license please?
I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer : Don’t have one?
Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer : I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
I can’t do that.

Officer : Why not?
 I stole this car.

Officer : Stole it?
Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer : You what?
His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

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