Baby it’s covid outside…
I’ve made my Covid-Christmas To-Do list and checked it twice.
- Covid-correct the words to my favorite holiday songs.
Cyber-stalkpurely by chance happen to find on social media a person I went out with briefly in high school (and congratulate myself because the unfortunate soul he ended up with is obviously less intelligent successful cute cool funny good sense of humortall than me).
- Tell the grandkids Santa is self-isolating because at age 1750 he’s been designated as vulnerable.
- Set up our ironic-elf-on-the-shelf-hoarding-loo-rolls scene.
There’s only one thing left to do.
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