Something to get the weekend started…
Some old age jokes (of course do not apply to us… )
When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said.
“How old are you?’
“Twenty-six,” he said.
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar…
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