This time the dog tried to kill me? #ThrowbackThursday #humor

Barb Taub

It was actually the squirrel’s fault.

One minute we were walking along a street in Glasgow. The next moments seemed to flash by. FLASH! A squirrel ran in front of us, and the dog leaped after her. FLASH! Her leash wound around my legs and pulled. FLASH! I was up close and personal with the pavement. Spreadeagle, hoping nobody would notice if I just waited there. I didn’t think anyone was around and…

“Mummy, why is that lady bleeding all over the pavement? Could I stroke her doggie?”

I looked up at the circle of shame surrounding me, accepted a paper napkin from a woman who unwound it from her ice cream cone, wrapped it around my drippier bits, and assured everyone I was just fine. No problem. We’d just limp on back home now…

When your typing hands look like they went mano-a-mano with a blender. And lost…

I…

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