Sam is a very practical down-to-earth guy, even more realistic than I am, and with everything in black and white…
As we were walking back through the gate to our holiday complex at the weekend after a stroll along the shoreline, we saw that a huge banner had appeared advertising the site’s new lodges. With one of the lodges in the background, there at a table loaded with food on a pristine decking sat Mum, Dad, two children and two middle-agers, obviously the kids’ grandparents. The sun shone, and all the family were smiling maniacally at the camera.
Sam took one look at it:
“You want to know the reality behind this?”
“Go on then.” I replied.
“Well, the kids have had a lecture to sit still and shut up, but all they really want to do is leap up and run down to the beach. The wife is pissed…
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