Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Papal Dispensation, the joys of maturity and birthday cake

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

I am 65 today… and since you cannot be with me in person at a tea party I thought I would share some cake and laughs with you….. I have not got all the candles as it is a fire risk and I have some help eating it.

Papal Dispensation

After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.”Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.”

“I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.

“There might be something extra in…

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