A Thousand Words in a Facial Expression…

Chronicles of an Orange-Haired Woman!


This picture – of an already heat-embuggered Ali seconds after sitting down upon a bollock-witheringly hot chair – sums up my response to the current heatwave most succinctly.

I have already posted this one’s slightly-less-hideous twin sister on Facebook – left the real Wicked Witch of East, West, North and South simultaneously for the blog: There’s kind!

Perhaps fortunately, the magic of the camera cannot reproduce the long and diverse string of swear words that accompanied this spectacular grimace!

Put it this way: Had I been competing in the Annual Gurning Through a Horse’s Collar Competition (Somerset Chapter), I’d have won without any questions being asked…

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