Just when I thought it was safe to go in the water…

I wasn’t expecting a bombshell yesterday, but that’s what I got.

Why is it that every time I think I am getting somewhere, something always happens to smack me upside the head?

This year I have been busy upgrading our books. New covers and blurbs and a thorough pass through Grammarly when it occurred to me that I needed to upgrade the print books on our bookshelf too. So I bought a paperback copy of my first book, Nine Lives. This is something I always used to do as proof positive that our books are as good as I can make them. Good to see them in print anyway.

It arrived yesterday morning, and it looks awful. I was so disappointed. The formatting is all wrong. The text is squashed on the page, and the margins are practically non-existent. Add to this, there are many blank pages.

Now, I know how to format a paperback book and haven’t changed the system I use, so these errors must be down to Amazon.

After nearly losing my mind and my temper, shortly followed by the overwhelming desire to run away and become a nun. All that work for nothing; did I really want to start all over again?

My first question was, if I cannot trust my old method any more, how am I supposed to get it right?

I wondered about Scrivener. They format your books, but I haven’t been able to learn enough about it. And Lord knows I have tried!

Funnily enough, and I’m not laughing, not inside, but just for a laugh, I read Amazon’s guidelines. They were the same as I remembered and how I always formatted our books. So what the dickens was going on?

So, I now have a new list. All I have to do now is find a truckload of patience to go with it…

Wish me Luck!


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  1. dgkaye Avatar

    Oye! What a nightmare. I can’t offer any cures as I detest formatting and always hire that part out. Ask around, many authors are pros at this, and have a look at the Kindlepreneur’s page, always full of help on every subject. <3

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      After the disappointment (and the temper) settled down, I am making headway with whatever went wrong. Back on track, I hope!

      1. dgkaye Avatar

        Godspeed! :) xx

  2. acflory Avatar

    Drat. If you get this comment twice, it’s the cat’s fault. He just walked all over the keyboard. Ah well. What I was going to say was commiserations. I feel your pain. :(

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      It wasn’t pleasant, but informative, Meeks. Maybe I rushed something, or getting just a little complacent these days? Moving swiftly on…

      1. acflory Avatar

        Getting the formatting right is always tricky. That said, I wonder if maybe KDP itself changed something? I assume you’ve got it fixed now?

        1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

          I have been through everything with a fine toothed comb, Meeks. Not sure I found whose fault it was, but seems all right now, fingers crossed!

          1. acflory Avatar

            Oh that’s good. I’ll add my fingers and toes too. :D

            1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

              I sent for a copy of my hopefully amended book, and it should arrive today. Then I will know if I have it right…

              1. acflory Avatar

                Oh! I hope it turns out to be exactly as you want it to be. Good luck. :)

                1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

                  It had better be, Meeks… 📚

                  1. acflory Avatar

                    :D

  3. Michael Avatar

    Took a whole week off work to get my second book amazon ready….step by step tutorials got me there eventually but must have submitted it half a,dozen times….

    Good luck!

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      and it used to be so easy… or is my memory failing too?

  4. Susi Bocks Avatar

    Good luck! I totally understand how frustrating this is!

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      Thanks Susi… all part of the learning curve I guess… XX

      1. Susi Bocks Avatar

        Indeed! :)

  5. Widdershins Avatar

    Double bugger! :( … I think every writer here feels your pain. Goos luck, and big hugs from me too. :)

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      I appreciate the hugs, Widds… feeling ever so slightly stupid right now…

  6. Dan Antion Avatar

    Wishing you the best with this task.

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      A stubborn streak and determination will see me through, Dan… I hope!

  7. ambroseandelsie Avatar

    I can only imagine what an awful, soul-sinking feeling that must have given you to see that. I’m sending you so much hugs you won’t know what to do with them all.

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      Oh yes I will! And very grateful I am too…

  8. Audrey Driscoll Avatar

    That’s very strange. Presumably the file you sent them was approved before the book went live? I made some small corrections to one of my books a few years ago. Amazon was incredibly fussy about the margins and kept flagging errors until I adjusted the margin sizes.
    Have a look at your document and if it looks find, re-submit it and see what the Amazon quality checking bots tell you.

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      That’s pretty much what I have decided to do, Audrey. I gave that new Atticus a thought to help with the formatting, but it’s a bit expensive…

  9. southavegal Avatar

    Hi,
    Who said becoming a nun shields one from bombshells?

    Happy you’re back. Paul

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      Great to be back, Paul…

  10. Darlene Avatar

    Oh, dear. Always something. Sending hugs.

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      Afraid so, Darlene… hugs are always welcome… 💕

  11. V.M.Sang Avatar

    How dreadful. And Amazon is almost impossible to speak to. If you followed their guidelines, they should sort it. But when did ‘ought to’ apply to Amazon?

    1. Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes Avatar

      That doesn’t seem to apply to anything these days, Vivienne

      1. V.M.Sang Avatar

        True enough.

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