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I’m your host Lisa the robot girl, and my special guest today is a cat. A very special cat named Marmaduke. “What brings you to the show today, Marmaduke?”
“Diana, my human, has been acting strangely. We’ve rubbed along fine for years, just the two of us, she does her thing, I do mine. Different hours, different lifestyles, but checking in over a saucer of milk or coffee a couple of times a day. A pair of bachelorettes …”
“Oh! So you’re a girl cat.”
“I certainly was last time I looked. Is that relevant, do you suppose?”
“I just thought. You know, Marmaduke is typ—. Why would you be concerned about Diana?”
“I knew something was up when she went on a cleaning blitz…
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