Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

The PC keeps crashing, it’s driving me batty,
Poor internet service is making me ratty…
It keeps dropping out, every time that I’m on it.
The dog seems to think I’ve a bee in my bonnet
So she’s keeping well out of the workstation corner…
I think it’s the cursing that started to warn her.
My smart phone is dumb, won’t do more than make calls…
I can’t access email… I’m climbing the walls
As I keep losing layouts and can’t keep in contact…
This ether-based silence was not in the contract!
The laptop is dead, and refuses to work
I’ve checked all the places its charger could lurk
But the ruddy thing’s missing, I’ve searched everywhere…
It must have evaporated, it’s not there.
The only things working are WordPress and Twitter
…and gmail, of course, and the irony’s bitter…
If its Google-related my browser can’t cope
And I’m rapidly…