Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

What I want to know is, can I get a refund?

Or an exchange her for a better model?

Or maybe complain…

Frankly, I’m disappointed in her.

I mean, okay, she shares some stuff… cheese and custard and ice cream and things. And that’s all very well. But if I’m sitting on her shoulder… with my head right next to her mouth too…how can she possibly not share that bit of chocolate?

She says it’s not good for me. Personally, I think that is just an excuse. And if she thinks it’s good for her she needs to check her waistline. And that’s part of my job, after all… making sure she  doesn’t expand too much.

She’s just not consistent. That’s the big problem.

Take the barking for instance… I bark at people coming too close to the back gate at night and I get ‘good girl’. Bark at the…