Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

I’d like to know who is in charge of this whole sleep thing. I did a bit of hierarchical research and it would seem that while Morpheus is widely accepted as being the one to whom we should be complaining, he is, in fact, merely in charge of dreaming. The guy we actually want is Hypnos.

He and I need to have a word or two. I’m feeling a tad short changed on the whole sleep front.

Of course, this confused chain of command might well be at the root of the problem here. We are getting mixed messages. ‘Eight hours sleep’ is what we are told we need… yet studies suggest that while this may be an optimum amount of sleeping it should probably be done in chunks made nigh on impossible by today’s commercial and electrically lit society. A nice four hours after sundown, a couple of hours…