Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

Knickers!

Knickers is a funny
word,

And long johns are
just absurd,

Y-fronts is a silly
name,

And briefs just sound
really tame,

Thongs aren’t for the
faint-hearted,

On strings, don’t get
me started,

I don’t mind boxers
one bit,

But bloomers take the
biscuit,

I could give them
names anew,

But good old knickers will do.

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