Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

I was spending valuable intellectual time browsing Twitter yesterday when I came across a big surprise: an intellectually useful article. You don’t often find something intellectually useful on Twitter (well, unless you’re browsing my feed, obviously, etcetera, hashtag sellout) but I stumbled upon it in the usual Twitterish fashion – i.e. by complete accident and despite my best intentions.

I only found this article because it was written and shared by one of my girl crushes. Now, it’s not like I pretend to be focused and coherent most of the time, but I really am going to digress here by talking about my girl crush problem, so you’re going to have to bear with me for a few paragraphs.

As I get older, I find that I have fewer crushes on gorgeous celebrity men, and more and more crushes on gorgeous celebrity women, who kick ass in so many ways they need three extra walk-in wardrobes…