Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

Just LOOK at those abs

Look. I just want to say: all the other fitness bloggers in the world can stop now, and go off and eat cake or whatever – like, chips – and chocolate, and pasta, and bread – because I’m here now.

By this point we all know that in my quest to become a more famous and money-sucking denizen of the internet I totally smashed it, both as a Beauty Blogger, and a Lifestyle Blogger. It was only a matter of time before I turned my hand to fitness blogging, and I have to say, it’s so much easier than you think.

Ignore for just one second, if you will, that you won’t find a single photograph of me in this post, but believe me when I say that looking totally fit, and being the envy of all your “friends”, is easier than creating a smoky eye whilst artfully arranging…