Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

She’s away gallivanting, leaving me with my friends all alone to play with Gooch and Hardy…

All she’s been doing is tapping away at the ‘puter for ages… ‘proofing’, she says… ‘not now’ and ‘just a minute’ she says… Boring…

Then, when I try to keep her active, … will the ball, you know… ‘Ani!’ she says… How was I to know all the petals would fall off the lilies? If you ask me, flowers should stay in the garden… or at least when she’s looking. If she picks them that’s okay… if I pick ‘em, all I get is ‘Ani…’

You can prob’ly tell… I’m not best pleased with her. Want to know why?

Easy.

They won’t let me in their new book….!

Now, personally, I think there’s a bit of jealously going on here. Just because only one of us gets…