Autumn PSL* Season *[Pumpkin Spice Latte]
I’ve been living in the UK for years now, so I had no idea that an insidious drug cult has taken over America. My first clue came a few years ago when my plane landed in Atlanta. A group of young women screamed as they entered the terminal. No, really. Screamed. “PUMPKIN! SPICE! LATTES!” When my next flight landed in DC, several passengers menaced a Dunkin’ Donuts employee who was attempting to close down for the night. “Pumpkin spice donuts!” they demanded.
I’m finishing up a writing project, so hope you don’t mind this Throwback Thursday post regarding a serious epidemic addiction menacing the very foundations of Autumn as we know it.[image credit: diyways.com]
It’s everywhere. Hordes of
suburban white female PSL Zombies are apparently roaming the streets, shuffling along in their Uggs and chanting “PUMPKIN SPIIIIICE”. I tried…
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