Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

Walking by my favourite canal, it’s hard not to get philosophical…

I wish my smoke alarm would learn to recognize my cooking skills.

I have solved my London summer waking at 4am problem! Moving to the Eastern Seaboard of the USA (which is 5 hours behind). Anyone have a spare room?

Will I burn in hell for thinking instant coffee tastes better?

Thought of the day: you know it’s hot outside when you go outside and it’s hot.

Observation of the day: Tina Fey does a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin.

I like to ask myself the same question twice because it’s useful to get a second opinion.

By the time I could afford to do all the things I wanted to do, I didn’t want to do them anymore. Thank you time.

I had my hair cut today by a man aged 72 who said he had been…