Jaye Marie and Anita Dawes

Hello Mum’s friends, Lily here.

You know, for small terrier, I am pretty Oh Fay with modern technology. I understand Kom-poo-tur and can even use it sometimes although I have problems with The Space Bar cos I have to use my nose.

Well, I am writing this because Mum has gone mentul… again! Not in bad, in hospital, way. She has lost her piddling post. No, sorry, name for that is Fayz-Buk. I do not really understand it but she has explained that it is like dustbin by house next to bridge. You go and sniffy to see where all your mates are, what mood they are in eck setera. Well this is an on-line pissing place. She normally goes there a few times a day to sniff her mates messages and have a pee herself. Often she laugh Har Har Har or Roll On Floor with some of…